An Unwelcome Surprise.

Ah, the most awkward times in life...Your first crush, puberty, speaking in front of a class....AND HAVING A GIGANTOR HOLE IN YOUR PANTS THAT NO ONE TELLS YOU ABOUT. Yes, its trivial. Yes, its stupid. Yes, I made the hole sound bigger than it actually was. Here's the "hole" story. Haha, get it? Yes. You do.

I was in choir after lunch, when I happened to put my hand in my back pocket. I gracefully missed, and instead found a small-but kind of large hole right next to my pocket, just under where my shirt covered the top of my pants. Oh, the hole. That little monster. It just happens to show up right on the butt, not on the leg like on a normal pair of pants. Perfect. I briefly wondered how many people had seen it, and if they now thought i was a holey-pants slut..."She knows it's there...she just wants attention." I dismissed the dismal idea, realizing that I was sitting most of the day anyway.

Then I remembered the lunchtime track laps a friend and I had recently begun. I recalled with horror the stretches we had done before and after to warm, and how it must have been excessively obvious to my poor parter. I then pondered on how he must have been forced to try to avoid noticing the fact that my panties conveniently happened to match my shirt as I ran directly in front of him. I mean, he's in no way a pervert...but human nature is...(oh, wow thats embarrassing. Should i tell them? No, i should just ignore it and look away. Oh, oops. Im looking again. CANT LOOK AWAY. ಠ_ಠ) You know how it goes.